this guy in my dorm is fkn wild he does not shit like a normal human. He straight up drops raw food. Like what the fuck is this man’s stomach doing. Vacation. Lazy ass acid more like ass-id. I walk into the stall and it’s like a farmers market display, man you might as well just spread your cheeks for show. Rice. Corn. Veggies. All still there like they just came out the bag. Nasty ass dude. Zero processing. Zero digestion. just raw ingredients. The toilet tries to flush and just gives up. Man WAKE UP. It does that sad little swirl then quits like ‘fuck it you deal with this.’ So in the morning I open the door and boom the whole produce aisle is just chilling in the bowl. MAN FUCK YOUR BOWELS. This guy is basically running a compost facility in our bathroom. FUCK. THIS 
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“produce section display” 
Typical freshman year roommate
i was literally sobbing and this post snapped me out of it, this is genuinely horrifying op
This is the exact energy that vintage r/playboicarti used to have
Man is out here shitting raw ingredients
haven’t heard a rant flow this well since an andre 3000 verse
it’s 5 am and i’m losing my mind laughing
honestly one of the best posts i’ve seen in a while
man’s really on here complaining about a free meal 